The following is a collection of things I’ve learned in the past week from reading mommy blogs.

From Dooce: Even formerly slutty moms can reach acclaim in the blogging world.

From Pioneer Woman: My future brother-in-law Bobby should not be trusted around my future children.

From Sweetney: I am going to be incapable of teaching my children the difference between reality and fantasy, as I have yet to separate the two myself.

From Amalah: Even good mommies yell and can be immature. Which is reassuring, as I’m sure I’ll be exactly the same.

From Misc Mum: My children may begin insulting me with politically incorrect terms such as “homo” as young as three years old.

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