A little flirtin’
So, what DOES happen after Josh gets into bed with me the first night in our new home together?
We both pass out.
I dream about him all night. I hope he’s thinking of me too!
When Josh goes out to get the next morning’s paper to look for jobs, it’s snowing! Brr. Still no jobs that either he or I are interested in, so we recycle and wait another day.
Josh gets started on a painting and ends up spending all day on it. It’s not great, but hey, look at that effort!
He gets tired of painting, and I guess he gets a bit frisky, because he starts rubbing my shoulders. It starts to turn me on…
…so I spin around and give him a good smoochin’. What does he do?
He smooches right back! And he’s quite good at it, let me tell you.
Yeah, I grabbed his ass. I mean, it’s so cute!
That really got Josh’s engine going, and we have our first all-out makeout session.
After he gets me all excited, I jump into his arms. That look on his face is from the pain his back is in from having to support my fat ass.
Josh starts pulling out the really suave moves, like kissing up my arm to my neck.
And we end up on the bed. Just relaxing, you know, talking…
…and making out… and did we WooHoo?
Tune in next time…
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April 3rd, 2008 at 5:42 pm
heheeh I seriously love these.
I recently started playing Sims2 and I thought it would be cute to have a Hirsh family so I made Anna, Ben and a little Cassidy. It was killing me trying to play all three at once though after not having played in a few years so I created a single girl to get back into the groove. I totally did a money cheat and built her a huge house and bought a nice car and she started going to the museum and totally hit on Ben! Ben who is marred to Anna! And they WooHoo all over the place! Like, every night!
Ben (the real one) loves to tease me about the fact that I’m causing the virtual him to cheat on the virtual me. But I like to point out that I’m not playing him while he cheats! I’m playing the single girl! He’s doing it ALL ON HIS OWN! ;)
Okay, now that I’ve told somebody else I feel like a complete loser. ;)