So that’s why real jobs suck
Today was my second day at my SUPER AWESOME NEW JOB. I finished my training CBLs at least four hours before they expected me to, so they sent me out to the floor to go ahead and start working. I spent hours re-racking and folding. You know what? I have a new appreciation for stores that constantly look organized. Because customers are fuckin’ pigs that throw shit wherever they feel like throwing it. And now my lower back hurts because of it.
A bit of my inner labia hurts whenever I use toilet paper. This may be due to these new damn Durex condoms the Health Center gave me drying out my natural juiciness and allowing Josh’s wang to chafe me, as this has never happened before. Back to Trojan it is.
I got my $20,000+ federal tax return in the mail. It is now all gone, with about $16,700 paying off three of my student loans collected thus far and the other $4000 paying part of my mom’s PLUS loan. It brought her monthly interest payments down by a whole $30. Don’t you love how cheap and easy they make it to get a high quality education?
I also got my financial aid statement for the coming year from NYU in the mail today. A few weeks ago I submitted a financial aid appeal (which I’d never heard of before this summer, since the financial aid office doesn’t advertise it OF COURSE). I didn’t actually expect to get anything more since they already give me a rather large scholarship every year, but they actually gave me an extra $1500 this year. AND I got approved for a subsidized Stafford loan instead of unsubsidized, like last year. Now if I could just get them to transfer me into cheaper housing, life might be pretty sweet this year.












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