The time that one dog did that thing
I came home last night to be welcomed by a completely new creature in the front hall - a chocolate dog that appears to be a lab/beagle mix. I was not amused.
We constantly have a barrage of dogs and cats going in and out of our house. My sister is a hopeless pet lover, but she keeps picking up these strays that have no house training that enjoy ruining anything they can get their teeth or urine on.
They also enjoy our trash.
As an example of one of these incidents, allow me to introduce you to Shorty. She’s a beagle who is no longer keeping residence with us. You will soon know why.
While I was in Ireland last semester, my sister and I would usually just IM online. One day, the conversation went like this:
jennifer: I have something extremely funny to tell you (rofl)
me: okay
jennifer: Apparently, while the dogs were out last night, Roger forgot to close the door to the hallway upstairs
me: okay… this doesn’t sound funny so far
jennifer: and Shorty decided to drag out all of Josh’s used condoms
me: that’s disgusting
me: but at least she didn’t get into my shit, right?
jennifer: my god how many times did you do it
me: a million
jennifer: Roger counted at least 14
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That conversation was not altered in any way.
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July 6th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
lolol ..that’s funny.
when my boyfriend & i started having sex ..we had the same problem, kind of. his family has 3 dogs, and after tossing our condoms out in the garbage in his room ..the dogs must’ve gotten the scent & wanted them.
luckily they never got to them ..but it was especially nervewracking when we had a bunch of friends over & the dogs would start sniffing the around it ..he and i would give eachother a look of ..”dear god they’re going in the garbage ..OH NO..”