Archives
November 2008
- 15th Yes, I will take that money, thank you for asking
- 13th I am the smartest girl alive, and CHRISTMAS SHOPPING!
- 11th My Canon SLR lens wish list
- 8th Hallelujah!
- 4th The duplex in Maine
- 3rd Last one, I swear
- 2nd There goes the neighborhood
October 2008
- 30th Did I really join the Disney Movie Club?
- 28th What is this free time you speak of?
- 22nd The most non-stop day ever
- 20th It's mid-term time!
- 18th Community soccer videos - media of the future
- 16th Did you know men can clean, too?
- 15th A blast from the past
- 14th We would like grandkids. Now, please.
- 13th Days still don't go quickly enough
- 11th 5 Risks Every Gutsy Girl Must Take
- 9th If I had the patience (and brain) for med school
- 8th Dressing babies, and girls in general
- 7th To buy, or to build?
- 6th Bias = finding hidden meaning
- 5th Never think it can't happen to you
- 4th This is the part where I change my name and go into hiding
- 4th I hate work.
- 2nd Josh's 23rd birthday!
- 2nd Semi-pretty
- 1st Theme parks vs. beach front villa? No contest
September 2008
- 30th I miss my little buddy
- 29th No peeing in the (kitchen) sink
- 28th The blessing of baby Jane
- 26th Dear Josh, Month 14
- 25th How many? What style? Color?
- 23rd Things Learned #5
- 22nd Archives
- 22nd The birth of the kittens
- 21st Thanks for the encouragement, bitch
- 20th This poon is private
- 19th Make a birthday card
- 17th The Divorce
- 16th MPAA rating reasons are hilarious
- 15th Bringing the family back together
- 14th Oh, how I love
Daniel RadcliffeHarry Potter - 14th Just a bit curious, that's all
- 13th Nando is a pretty good
bloggerliar - 12th Letter to NYU Transportation Services
- 10th Give me work! I WANT IT!
- 9th Future tattoos I want
- 8th The beginning of "our" money
- 8th All the "firsts"
- 7th Tinkerbell obsession
- 6th Bedrooms and bitches
- 5th This is so embarrassing
- 4th I only shave the parts that show
- 3rd Please let this be worth it.
- 2nd Back in the city
August 2008
- 25th Three days left
- 17th Today is my 21st birthday.
- 15th The most unexciting of birthday parties
- 12th My mind wanders
- 6th No friends, just family
- 4th Sometimes America is not that cool
- 3rd I really do love photography
- 2nd Cameron's Birthday Party
July 2008
- 31st Where to go, what to do
- 30th The Epiphany
- 29th I gotta loose vag and he's afraid to use it
- 28th The dangers of country roads
- 27th Dear Josh, 1 Year
- 25th No sex in this room today, I guess
- 24th Flower girl basket and fish bowls
- 23rd Things Learned #4
- 22nd Living in sin
- 21st Shitty morning turned into a good day
- 20th Overeaters Anonymous
- 19th Too high too high too high
- 16th The internet may now be classified as a basic need
- 12th Money isn't everything, even if I make it seem that way
- 11th Signs He's Falling For You
- 10th To be expensive, you should at least be good
- 9th I'm just in it for the toaster
- 8th Buying kids' toys... and playing with them
- 7th NYU housing likes me better than you
- 6th The time that one dog did that thing
- 5th How I know I'm in love
- 4th How to properly shave pubic hair
- 3rd Will this make my butt look bigger?
- 2nd I wanna sex you up
- 1st The First Time We Met
June 2008
- 30th It takes TWO years to plan
amy wedding - 29th SAHM doesn't have to mean lazy
- 28th My new second family
- 27th Retarded In Love - The Musical
- 26th Dear Josh, Month 11
- 16th Never run out on a conflict
- 14th So that's why real jobs suck
- 12th My
firstsecond real-world job - 3rd That house is not a home
- 2nd The Hymen Incident
May 2008
- 26th The anticipation of long distances
- 22nd I might actually be a good wife
- 14th My first pap smear
- 5th IT HAPPENED!!!
- 3rd Shit, I'm actually going to miss it here
April 2008
- 26th Dear Josh, Month Nine
- 25th Tinkerbell and Brilliant Things
- 17th A decent proposal
- 16th Wordpress is testing me
- 12th My ego is swelling
- 9th Notes taken during LUAS rides
- 7th Josh's new haircut
- 6th Things Not Learned
- 4th Great pot of mash
- 3rd A little flirtin'
- 2nd Never enough time
- 2nd Feel-Good Tricks for Blah Days
- 1st The prologue
March 2008
- 31st Aran Islands - the next big vacay spot!
- 30th Things learned #3
- 28th Weekend getaway (or not)
- 28th Small Details
- 27th Marcos Siega, I'm disappointed
- 27th Our very first kiss
- 26th Dear Josh, Month Eight
- 25th Atonement - not just a movie
- 24th Re-evaluating my life plans
- 24th At least I had a reason to wash my sheets
- 23rd Having dwarf servants
- 23rd Why I shouldn't be given large lumps of money
- 22nd Things learned #2
- 22nd Blessed be the bleeding vagina
- 21st Can I just sleep through this?
- 21st Ireland, you don't want me to eat
- 20th Life was so good for a minute
- 20th How to subscribe to an RSS feed
- 20th Moving in and getting to know each other
- 20th The morning wee results
- 19th Well, at least I'm not for sure pregnant
- 19th Do not buy plane tickets through Orbitz
- 18th Think before you file a complaint
- 18th Am I pregnant? Will I ever know?
- 18th Pretend-fainting is apparently a big deal
- 17th St. Patty's Day parade in Dublin!!!
- 17th Watching kids' TV all day
- 16th How to make sure you don't wake up your roommate
- 16th Mom: "You're getting married?"
- 16th Since pop videos generally suck
- 16th Bad roommate leads to story of drunkenness
- 15th Things learned #1
- 15th Mom's terms for Josh moving in
- 14th My first "real" music video
- 14th Jenna's metamorphosis, in stages
- 14th A love note from Josh
- 13th Oh my god, I did it
- 11th Book fairs
- 10th I lost it, but I've found it again
- 8th Why I haven't proposed to him
- 8th Moving in together? I have obviously lost it
- 6th The retard finally found her man
- 1st Like enough things aren't going as planned
- 1st Damn you, American Airlines.
February 2008
- 29th Time apart: Makes the next hookup feel new again!
- 28th Picking an engagement ring is like adopting a child
- 27th Goal #1: Reached sooner than later?
- 27th Three days to the world-record boning marathon
- 26th About Michelle












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