Since coming home, I frequently find myself actively dreading the end of the summer - when Josh and I will be separated by 800 miles again. Knowing that we have the rest of our lives together after my last nine months of college doesn’t stop me from pouting about how life isn’t fair and wishing [...]
I really do appreciate being on my period at this point in time. Seriously. But did I really have to bleed so much in two hours’ time that I soaked through a regular tampon and created a huge bloody spot on my sheets? Well, they hadn’t been washed since I put them on in January, [...]
I’ve been thinking a lot the past couple of days about Josh moving to New York. And I think I’ve decided against it.
About 24 hours after our first discussion of him moving in, my sanity returned. I’d been looking at apartments and sublets and potential jobs for Josh online, and I became utterly overwhelmed. I [...]
I have just had what was quite possibly the most disappointing morning of my entire life.
I got up at 7:30AM, got in the shower, washed my hair, cleared my upper lip, chin, stomach, ass, legs, and feet of all visible hair, lotioned up, put on a little makeup, put on my favorite shirt, grabbed my [...]
Josh is on his way to the airport in Indianapolis. My mind is so frazzled with joy I can’t really do anything productive. I can only stare blankly at the TV, or my computer, or my crotch, or whatever I happen to be facing.
The weird part is, I’m all nervous about seeing him again. Obviously, [...]
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