Yesterday was very much a “rollercoaster” day. I was having a fabulous time for part of the day, and the other part, I wish I could have impaled myself with a samurai sword, then dragged my own body to the lake and thrown it in.
We spent the first few hours in Splashwater Kingdom. I absolutely [...]
I’ve always heard of the ancient joke that once couples get married, they stop having sex. (Now, either I assume this doesn’t apply to Catholic couples, or they just never start having it in the first place. Wait, but that can’t be true, or else how do they have so many damn kids?) These kinds [...]
Today was my second day at my SUPER AWESOME NEW JOB. I finished my training CBLs at least four hours before they expected me to, so they sent me out to the floor to go ahead and start working. I spent hours re-racking and folding. You know what? I have a new appreciation for stores [...]
To keep true to my personal beliefs, I will now share a slightly embarrassing and entirely disturbing incident from the very recent past that will make you feel better about your own abnormalities.
If you didn’t already know, my fiance Josh and I were each others’ firsts. Our first time was January of this year. Well, [...]
I would consider myself a smart girl. I was that girl in high school that told everyone else what to do. DON’T do drugs. DON’T have sex - wait until college. DO your homework in advance. DON’T smoke… anything. DON’T drink too much. DO let me eat your french fries.
I’ve put great effort over the [...]
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