Things Learned #4

From The Pioneer Woman: I really need to stop waiting for my life to begin, such as assuming it will “start” when Josh and I get married. We’re living it, together, right now.
From Jenn: Feeding stray cats may not be a good idea. Fortunately, most of the cats outside our house BELONG to us and [...]

Things Not Learned

I haven’t learned anything from Mom Blogs this week because I have not had time to read any. And I’m afraid I won’t have time this coming week either, which makes me sad.
I promise, once this music video shoot is done the posts will start flowing again, oozing with natural wit and insightful commentary.

Things learned #3

From Shamelessly Sassy: Even mom panties are worth stealing! So I still have a shot at being hot after my vagina is ripped apart!
From Suburban Bliss: I should give careful thought to what pictures of my children I do or do not post on here. One wrong move could earn me the honorary “you ruined [...]

Things learned #2

From The So Called Me: When I become a mother, I will be unable to blog about anything besides parenting.
From Jenn: Thanks to children being brought up on technology, my children will be too busy playing Bingo with Dora and the Wonderpets online to actually go outside and hurt themselves. So I can cross the [...]

Things learned #1

The following is a collection of things I’ve learned in the past week from reading mommy blogs.
From Dooce: Even formerly slutty moms can reach acclaim in the blogging world.
From Pioneer Woman: My future brother-in-law Bobby should not be trusted around my future children.
From Sweetney: I am going to be incapable of teaching my children the [...]